Bubblicious And Other Silly Words

It is so delightful how children always make up silly words for things.  On a trip to the beach a couple years ago, I was walking down the hall behind my three-year-old granddaughter who had on a ruffle seated bathing suit.  I became tickled at the way she was switching down the hall, and said, "look at that switchy little butt!"  She turned around and gave me one of her severe looks and said, "I am NO smoochiebutt!"  Well, you guessed it, she is forevermore smoochiebutt in my opinion!

But, I have always felt great creative license in making up words which just seem to fit a situation.  My family frequently makes fun of me for this, but I just kind of think about it as "word art."  Why not?
In fact it seems that in recent years many others have adopted this word corruption to fit their needs.  Bootylicious?  too funny!  Yummo! a Rachael Ray favorite.  And, I guess the most famous of all, supercalifragilisticexpialadocious!  Not sure I spelled that one right, but I am sure you get the message.

It' s all about being creative, enjoying life and just plain having fun.  It's that inner child thing again.  C'mon now, go for it!  Don't be afraid to be creative with your wordmaking.   It really can be great fun, and who knows, it might just be the next word in the dictionary!!

Memories Are Made of This! Dolphin Crusing

What a fabulous day we had today!  Granpa piggy-backed Ashlyn and off we went for breakfast to a local spot called Joe and Eddies for yummy down home country breakfasts.  

The weather was absolutely perfect and we decided to take the children out for a "Dolphin Cruise."  Some people had told us good luck seeing any, but we had a fantastic experience.  They actually found several pods of dolphin and we spent quite some time taking pictures and watching their antics.  They even "surfed" along the wake of the boat as we finally left to head back into the harbor. For some reason my computer is not letting me download some of the pictures from the trip.  I had some nice ones of the dolphins jumping and swimming alongside the boat...oh well, perhaps tomorrow I will have better luck. But the memories we made today will last a lifetime.

The cruise was informative, the weather and seas were perfect, and we all had a marvelous time!

I love our "alternative" Thanksgiving vacations.  

We went to the Sexton Seafood Market to pick up some fresh gulf shrimp for our Low Country Boil this morning.  Their selection of seafood is phenomenal!  Those fish in the back of the picture were positively huge....well over 20 pounds!  We picked up our shrimp as well as some stone crab claws that I just couldn't resist!  The place is so well run and positively immaculate.  We will go back there again.

This evening before dinner we went to see the movie Arthur Christmas...it was funny for both adults and children and the girls loved it.  After the movie we decided to have dinner at Kevin's favorite place...McGuires Irish Pub.  Oh my the food is wonderful there, but the portions are positively huge.  What in the world were we thinking with Thanksgiving being tomorrow?  But, it was delicious, I must admit.

Tomorrow we will be having Thanksgiving Dinner at Harbor Docks.  The owner of this restaurant sponsors a "free" Thanksgiving Dinner every year...taking donations for Habitat for Humanity.  I love this idea of giving something back to the community, and I absolutely love this community.  So tomorrow we will have the traditional turkey and dressing meal, and Friday we will do our Low Country Boil.  

We had dinner last night at the Marina Cafe.  It is right on the harbor and has a marina right outside the windows.  The views of the sunset over the harbor are fabulous, and the food is some of the best you will ever have.  They serve sushi in the bar, but the restaurant has a really upscale menu including several choices of local seafood that is out of this world!  The yellow edged grouper is magnificent.  I recommend this place for a peaceful, relaxing date.

Well, it has been a long and exciting day, and I am sure I will have more to share tomorrow.  Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Don't Drop Your Drawers!

Okay, don't get your dander up, I have a "clean" site.

I am continuing to lose weight on the 17 Day Diet! Yay! 35 pounds have now disappeared into the netherworld. I was lamenting the one thing that is bad about a diet the other day (my clothes are falling off!) when my 95-year-old friend related this story which I am about to share with you.

When Lucy as a young woman during the War, elastic was scarce and therefore ladies underwear was frequently made with a string which ran through a channel at the top of the garment. One day she and a girlfriend had been shopping. They took the bus home after their shopping trip. As she was stepping off the bus, my friend heard and subsequently felt, a "pop" as her underwear string broke. She immediately realized what had happened and took one hand off her packages to modestly hold up here underwear.

The girls then continued to walk the two blocks home. Thank goodness the walk was short, and Lucy managed to get home without "dropping her drawers." But the story doesn't end here. Once she was safely inside the house (or so she thought) Lucy let go of the drawers and down they came. Unfortunately, Lucy had forgotten that it was dinner time and several of her Mother's boarders were sitting at the dining room table in full view of the front door! Needless to say, there were a lot of red faces in the room that day.

I had a similar experience one time when I had lost about 50 pounds. I had put on a half slip that morning before going to church. I didn't really realize how loose that slip was until I was walking out of Church that morning and it fell to my feet. I carefully stepped out of it, hoping no one would notice, picked it up off the ground and stuffed it in my purse and kept walking! I don't wear half slips anymore.

I only remember one other time that life presented me with such an embarrassing moment. I had a meeting one afternoon with the new Singles Minister at our Church to discuss plans for a Single Sunday School Class. I had to take my children to a friend to babysit that afternoon, and so I dressed rather hurriedly. I grabbed a pair of black slacks from the dryer without really inspecting them closely.

I arrived on time at the Church office, and after introductions, I sat across the desk from the Minister and began to discuss our plans. I am a very hyper person, and so it is unusual for me to sit completely still. I was, as usual sitting with my legs crossed, and swinging my foot back and forth when I noticed an unwanted sight. A nylon stocking was hanging out from the bottom of my slacks! What to do? Well, I knew the Minister could see it as well as I could, and I blushed and laughed, and proceeded to explain how I had left the house in such a hurry. If you have ever watched one of those clowns pulling a string of handkerchiefs out of a pocket, you can imagine just how long it took to pull those pantyhose out of my slacks! Believe me, I will NEVER put on a pair of slacks again without checking to see what is inside the legs!

So ladies and gents, I am warning you...be careful. Check your pants, and don't drop your drawers!

Kayaking 101

Last month, while visiting Okaloosa Island, Florida, my daughter decided we should take the girls and go kayaking. I encouraged them to rent a Kayak and go to Crab Island, a huge sand bar between Ft. Walton Beach and Destin. They had a fabulous time paddling over to the sand bar and catching hermit crabs and playing in the fabulously clear shallow water. It is an amazing place.

They were so excited about the fun they were having that they came back to get me and insisted that I join them in kayaking over to the island.

I was really hesitant to get in a kayak because of an experience I had several years ago while vacationing in Savannah. My husband and I visited a water sports store one afternoon, and there was a flyer posted about a "free rental" of a kayak to try it out and see how you liked it. We decided to give it a try and made an appointment to meet the people in Brunswick for a trial run.

It was a lovely, sunny April morning when we arrived at the docks in Brunswick for our introduction to kayaking. It was a little cool, and I had dressed warmly in jeans, two shirts, socks and sneakers. We were outfitted immediately in large "May West" type life jackets. Then we were shown assorted kayaks that were displayed along the entire length of the dock. My hubby went off to try one on, and I picked one that looked appealing to me. I am a tall (5'10") woman, and I was a little worried about fitting into the kayak. I stood in the small, narrow craft and lowered my body down into the hole for seating. I was surprised at how roomy the boat actually was.

My pleasure was short-lived however when I tried to get up out of the kayak. I tried to bend my knees up and stand, but my legs were so long that I could not bend them to get out of the hole. No matter how I tried, I couldn't seem to extricate myself from the boat. I finally had to turn the thing over on its side and wriggle out like a worm. And that was just the beginning of a humiliating day.

I had someone tell me after getting out of the kayak that you needed to "measure" the opening and choose a kayak according to the length of your legs. Would have been nice to know that before I got into one. But, after a little reassurance, I climbed down the dock ladder and entered a kayak which was more suited to my size.
I paddled around for about 15 minutes in the backwater at Brunswick, before heading back to the dock to meet my husband. We wanted to try a ride on top kayak for two.

I exited my kayak and climbed up onto the dock while my husband and the employees picked out a kayak for us to use. Kevin got into the kayak at the end of the dock before I did, and held out his hand to assist me into the front of the boat. I don't know if you have ever seen one of those things, but they really don't have "sides" to hold onto or anything. The tide had gone out and the top of the dock was several feet from the water. As I stepped down off the dock and put one foot into the kayak, my husband said, "Just reach back and grab the side and sit down." That was a lot easier said than done. As I went to reach for the side, I lost my balance and went headlong into the bay!

As I said previously, I was dressed for the cool air, but the water was even colder. I had on a hat, sunglasses and all as I tumbled into the drink. Funny thing is, the hat and glasses stayed on as I bobbed around in the May West. I am a good swimmer, and besides I had on a vest, so drowning was the least of my worries. I was worried about just how I was going to get back up onto the dock in all my clothes with no ladder to assist. Just as I was feeling most embarrassed a handsome young man came paddling over and offered to assist me....aauuuggghhh. I politely declined his offer and swam over to the dock.

I knew if I was ever going to be able to get out of the water I needed to shed my heavy shoes and the hat and glasses. I pulled them all off and threw them up on the dock where a 100 pound girl employee was running up and down saying, "Just grab my hand and I'll help you out." I could just see me grabbing her hand and pulling her into the water with me. "No thanks," I declined politely. "I'll figure it out."
I managed to lean to one side and throw one leg around one of the dock supports. I then pulled my self up with some difficulty, looking like a drowned rat. I lay on the dock for a few minutes to regain my composure before lifting my dripping body and heading for the building to shed my vest.

That was one humiliating day for sure. I was a shivering mess and ready to head home. I hadn't gotten into a kayak since then.

So, you can understand why I might not want to get into another kayak when the girls were pleading for me to join them. I finally relented, however, and we actually had a wonderful time paddling over the the island. We got lunch at the little floating restaurant before paddling back to return the kayaks. I am glad my daughter talked me into getting back into the boat, as we had a wonderful time, and created some great memories.

So, a few things to remember if you are going kayaking:
1. They are very tippy
2. Wear a life jacket
3. Make sure if it is not a ride on top, you measure to make sure your legs
will not make you a prisoner!
4. Have fun!